The latest in aerodynamic technology has transformed mild-mannered Dottie into a seriously sinister ambassador of mayhem and chaos. Designed by a super-secret team of MIT engineers, fabricated from materials produced for NASA in maximum security facilities in the bowels of Area 51, and possessing characteristics so classified that even this photo is a threat to national security. The "wing" is guaranteed to improve 0-60 times by 80%, add enough downforce to stall an F-4 tornado, and make everone within 15 feet of it appear to be "cool". Its most brilliant feature is its ingenious camouflage. Appearing to be an amateurish attempt to simulate an aerodynamic concept belies its true potential. It will surely be banned by all racing organizations, the olympics, and the Catholic Church, but not before it dominates the world of LeMons! [insert sinister laugh here] How did a lowly LeMons team happen upon such a find, you might ask.... Let's just say, we know a guy!
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